No, no, no, no, no, and no, I don't mean there's no limit, because apparently there isn't (at least as far as stupidity goes).
I mean, come on! "Conquer the land across the Atlantic", "Conquer the world" and "Save the members of the parliament"?! So fashionably boring. Not including the action scenes, which actually I tend to FF, because it's not like any of the "good" guys is going to die anyway. But again, I'm not going to elaborate further because I want to make another point.
Who are you people trying to fool? The girls are merely a distraction. The truth is.. you are gay! Yes, Mr. Holmes, you fancy Dr. Watson, we can see that. Irene Adler my ass. You are just like House and Wilson, or to make it more clear.. Ennis and Jack. And so, I must protest. Why so many gay implications, I ask. Why are there so many "strong relations" only between men in motion pictures, and not women? Why only a couple of movies, and some shows, and the rest is crazy bitches fighting over a man? Who are you anyway? And as the feelings of unjust start bottling up inside me, I feel my feminist side awaking.
If we have managed to gain the right to vote like men, work, cheat, divorce, fart in public places and use dirty language like men, we demand an equal use of homosexuality in movies. We are tired of seeing women as sex toys, gay women as eye-candies for men and we are definitely tired of seeing men getting up and close on screen. We want our lesbian share, NOW.
Edit: After extensive research and very careful examination (a friend reminded me) it appears that there is a movie about female relationships - Tarantino's Death Proof. Yeah, I would go for something less demeaning too.
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